It's okay Monday

I got this from another blogger, thanks Whispering Writer. (You might recall it from Glamour magazine).

Hey, it's okay...

• To NOT be a fan of Jersey Shore. (I curse reality tv with this one. I'd rather watch Bridalplasty).   

• To NOT do the Sunday/Saturday dinner dishes until the next morning. (Hey, it's the weekend. If we don't treat it like "the weekend," then what to do we SAHM's have to look forward to)?

• To HAVE days when you want to put your child up for sale on Ebay OR the curb with a Free sign. (No explanation needed for "those days").

• To get a little p1$$ed off when the hubby leaves the toothpaste like this

(Seriously? I expect something like that from my toddler, but not a 29 year old man. I even told him he's not an ogre).

• To eat a candy bar or treat and quickly HIDE the evidence from anyone in the room. (Yes... after dealing with "the child" we want to put on Ebay or the Ogre husband,  let us indulge in secret & not share. The extra guilt on top of the guilt of eating something like this and ruining your "diet" is just not necessary).